{"title":"Major Update","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMajor Update: Version [X].0 ist live.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMajor Update ist kein Bug, sondern ein massives Performance-Upgrade. Das System läuft stabiler, die Lebenserfahrung hat ein kritisches Sicherheitsupdate erhalten und der Humor-Treiber wurde komplett erneuert. Entdecke den passenden Merch für alle, die das nächste Level nicht nur erreichen, sondern gebührend zelebrieren.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"legenden-1976-t-shirt","title":"Legenden 1976 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eLegenden 1976 T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eDamit dieses Shirt nicht in der Schublade \"Geburtstagskitsch\" landet. Für alle, die 1976 geboren wurden und wissen, dass man Legenden nicht erklärt — oder für die, die gerade ein Geschenk suchen, das tatsächlich passt. Der Slogan braucht keine Erklärung. Du auch nicht. Gildan 64000, 100 % Baumwolle, weicher Griff, hält was er verspricht. Jetzt holen — oder verschenken. Beides richtig.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KlareAnsage","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":58210046837123,"sku":"45974437730898073446","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":58210046869891,"sku":"22213321140311311916","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58210046902659,"sku":"24356144634135481503","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58210046935427,"sku":"28095054275256135175","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58210046968195,"sku":"30368194764117338859","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58210047000963,"sku":"28532650702614247805","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/29175714326993119_2048.webp?v=1781076599"},{"product_id":"legenden-1976-t-shirt-1","title":"Legenden 1976 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eLegenden 1976 T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eDamit dieses Shirt nicht in der Schublade \"Geburtstagskitsch\" landet. Für alle, die 1976 geboren wurden und wissen, dass man Legenden nicht erklärt — oder für die, die gerade ein Geschenk suchen, das tatsächlich passt. Der Slogan braucht keine Erklärung. Du auch nicht. Gildan 64000, 100 % Baumwolle, weicher Griff, hält was er verspricht. Jetzt holen — oder verschenken. Beides richtig.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58210790900099,"sku":"30745830341918160303","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58210790932867,"sku":"14319335085091473073","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58210790965635,"sku":"20989459355592075464","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58210790998403,"sku":"21492967966626766891","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58210791031171,"sku":"17886579175621263798","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58210791063939,"sku":"29123836213601486856","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/7053104117687221959_2048.jpg?v=1781086985"},{"product_id":"legenden-1966-t-shirt","title":"Legenden 1966 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eLegenden 1966 T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eDamit dieses Shirt nicht in der Schublade \"Geburtstagskitsch\" landet. Für alle, die 1966 geboren wurden und wissen, dass man Legenden nicht erklärt — oder für die, die gerade ein Geschenk suchen, das tatsächlich passt. Der Slogan braucht keine Erklärung. Du auch nicht. Gildan 64000, 100 % Baumwolle, weicher Griff, hält was er verspricht. Jetzt holen — oder verschenken. Beides richtig.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58212882350467,"sku":"24790164859763638857","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58212882383235,"sku":"26469497566039980308","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58212882416003,"sku":"13527471049762542263","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58212882448771,"sku":"11192006728529851549","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58212882481539,"sku":"14803139786180676961","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58212882514307,"sku":"19934506881769848530","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/9047930839895310317_2048.webp?v=1781113841"},{"product_id":"legenden-1966-t-shirt-1","title":"Legenden 1966 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eLegenden 1966 T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eDamit dieses Shirt nicht in der Schublade \"Geburtstagskitsch\" landet. Für alle, die 1966 geboren wurden und wissen, dass man Legenden nicht erklärt — oder für die, die gerade ein Geschenk suchen, das tatsächlich passt. Der Slogan braucht keine Erklärung. Du auch nicht. Gildan 64000, 100 % Baumwolle, weicher Griff, hält was er verspricht. Jetzt holen — oder verschenken. Beides richtig.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":58212934910339,"sku":"28523269245708785429","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":58212934943107,"sku":"21216464087356819521","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58212934975875,"sku":"30284080322702719105","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58212935008643,"sku":"23191180206418991341","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58212935041411,"sku":"17498070666468156991","price":30.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58212935074179,"sku":"15501700331282379609","price":32.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/6172895633899750566_2048.webp?v=1781113849"},{"product_id":"60er-shirt-verdammt-gut-aussehend","title":"60er Shirt – Verdammt gut aussehend","description":"\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" class=\"font-medium\"\u003e60er Shirt – \"Ich kann nichts dafür, mit 60 so verdammt gut auszusehen\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eMit 60 wirst du nicht besser. Du warst schon immer so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eDu kennst jemanden, der gerade 60 wird — oder du bist es selbst. In beiden Fällen braucht es ein Shirt, das die Wahrheit sagt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eManche altern. Andere werden einfach präziser.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e100 % Baumwolle, Gildan 64000. Pflegeleicht, haltbar, kein Kommentar zur Waschmaschine notwendig. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eHol dir das Teil — oder kauf es jemandem, der es verdient.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":58216304214403,"sku":"28974417392690862812","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":58216304247171,"sku":"32323891211768899505","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58216304279939,"sku":"73627466485219387708","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58216304312707,"sku":"23674258866862933115","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58216304345475,"sku":"60140963918040486901","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58216304378243,"sku":"65991015804333722138","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/11702329501216997944_2048.jpg?v=1781070331"},{"product_id":"50er-shirt-verdammt-gut-aussehend","title":"50er Shirt – Verdammt gut aussehend","description":"\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" class=\"font-medium\"\u003e50er Shirt – \"Ich kann nichts dafür, mit 50 so verdammt gut auszusehen\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eMit 50 wirst du nicht besser. Du warst schon immer so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eDu kennst jemanden, der gerade 50 wird — oder du bist es selbst. In beiden Fällen braucht es ein Shirt, das die Wahrheit sagt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eManche altern. Andere werden einfach präziser.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca title=\"Zu den Legenden\" href=\"https:\/\/klareansage.at\/collections\/major-update\/products\/legenden-1976-t-shirt-1\"\u003eHier geht's zu den Legenden -\u0026gt;\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e100 % Baumwolle, Gildan 64000. Pflegeleicht, haltbar, kein Kommentar zur Waschmaschine notwendig. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eHol dir das Teil — oder kauf es jemandem, der es verdient.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":58216619278723,"sku":"17747003784784722572","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":58216619311491,"sku":"14279678441734163208","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58216619344259,"sku":"33848438561783048463","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58216619377027,"sku":"23218344693230235316","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58216619409795,"sku":"27547186927849647692","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58216619442563,"sku":"19445238917976685176","price":24.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/files\/13478886329636624175_2048.jpg?v=1781074782"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7749\/3891\/collections\/Kollektion-Bild-02.webp?v=1780990133","url":"https:\/\/klareansage.at\/collections\/major-update.oembed","provider":"KlareAnsage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}